That time you confused a lesson for a soulmate. Dream Hampton  (via 5000letters)

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dickprintbandit:

gierlichmypussy:

let’s congratulate the people who made it through school but let’s also congratulate the people who knew it wasn’t right for them and got out.

yes. & that are also doing big things & proving ppl wrong.

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dead-before-i-died:

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sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

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sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

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earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

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